Why, I've been so busy rustling up purple outfits for these days of spirit and keeping up with presentations in Leadership class that I haven't had time to post any updates. If you've been following the facebook feed, you'll know that we've had the first of our new posters uploaded to the website! However, our big new headline may be one you've already noticed. There's a new tab in town, and it's here to stay.
     One of the perks to being busy with school is befriending my peers who speak other languages. Thanks to my friend Alessandro, an exchange student hailing from Italy (who is crazy awesome), I have the first translation page posted. All part of my plot to take over the world, naturally.
     Another thing I'm making a big deal about is the boycott's group on Freerice. Join and play for us! We want to get as high on the leader-boards as we can. The group can be found here: http://www.freerice.com/content-group/coca-cola-boycotters
     We've seen a stir of activity that's threatening to just persist, which is excellent. Look forward to a more in-depth update and more sarcastic/melodramatic comments when I don't have to get up extra early the next day. To all a good night!

I'm going to be honest. A magical pastel-colored Easter egg dropped onto my lap and (although it smelled sickeningly sweet, was tied up with a bow and I don't even celebrate Easter) I took it to my friend's garage. It took us a few weeks but we cracked it open. Glad we did, because out fell the boycott. It said:
"Hey, you're my first recruit. You're in charge." And disappeared in a flash of light.

So really, this whole thing was started by a magical Easter egg whose voice sounded like Morgan Freeman's in an unoriginal but comforting way.



You see? This is what happens when people don't discuss on message boards. I start telling random stories to pass the time. Which would be okay in theory, maybe even a little fun sometimes, but shouldn't be caused by mild aggravation with life not complying to my needs. By life I actually mean you guys, but with affection and love. Me knowing what methods of recruitment are working could really help me out.

For instance, I haven't put a whole lot of time into posting notes because I don't know if it got anybody but Jeremy thinking about it and it can get time consuming. If it works, though, I'll definitely roll with it.

(If I directly know you and got you into it myself, just throw something you've done that's worked out into the mix.)

Moral of the story: Every miraculous phenomena sounds like Morgan Freeman, and you should go to the discussions tab, the thread titled "How did you get here?" and tell me how on Earth you got here. If it was even by way of Earth, that is. Extraterrestrials, I'm not going to discriminate.